short vs. tall

SHORT PEOPLE

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live.

They got little hands,
Little eyes,
They walk around tellin' great big lies.

They got little noses,
Tiny little teeth,
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet.

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.

(Short people are just the same as you and I.)
A fool such as I.
(All men are brothers until the day they die.)
It's a wonderful world.

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello.

They got little cars
That go beep beep beep.
They got little voices
Goin' peep peep peep.

They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds.
They're gonna get you
Every time.

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here.

Tall People

Tall people got no reason
Tall people just ain't God pleasin'
Tall people got no reason to live.

They got giant heads,
And billboard faces,
Elephant teeth
With great big spaces,
Hockey stick legs
Without any hair.
They got skinny little butts
Hangin' in the air.

I don't want no tall people,
No basketball people.
Hooray for short people down here.

Tall people ain't never got no place to sit.
Ain't got a pot.
Their knobby knees squeak and creak a lot.
It's a shoemaker world.

Tall people got nobody
'Cause tall people are all body
Tall people got nobody to love.

They got one big girl
They pass around.
They sit and mope
When she's out of town.

They got king sized beds
With oversized sheets.
Canoe sized shoes
On both their feet.

They got King Kong arms
They drag around.
Their knuckles are sore
From scrapin' the ground.

I don't want no tall people,
No basketball people.
Hooray for short people down here




I just have to tell you how much I just love this song. Every time I hear it, it makes me laugh. My dad first showed me this song about a year or so ago and it has made me smile since then. Last year in theater 2 friends and I got together and lip synced it. It was so much fun. We didn’t get a very good grade but we had fun. The reason we didn’t get a good grade was because the teacher didn’t like me… oh well I can’t please everyone.

Fun ideas :)

Are you ever bored and you do not know what to do or you just want to make an experience more interesting? Well I am going to help you do just that. I am going to give you some ideas on how to make something better for simple things.

1.       Bring a rope and a Cowboy hat to a local park, find some geese and have yourself a fun time trying to roping some geese.

2.       Write down deep questions on the toilet paper in the public bathroom

3.        Do a few laps in the next revolving door you encounter

4.        Walk down a busy street and then freeze for no reason

5.       Sniff random people on the streets.

6.       Pretend to make a very personal and odd conversation in an elevator with a lot of people.

7.       Greet everyone that comes onto the elevator.

8.       When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, “I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"

9.       Walk behind someone and have an argument with yourself. (It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

10.   Buy something entirely with pennies.

11.   Walk through a drive through pretending your driving.

12.   5.  Ask to see the manager, and then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.” 

13.   Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.  

14.   When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15.   Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

16.   Sing your questions.

17.   Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

18.   When the professor calls roll, after each name scream “THAT’S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry.”

19.   Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters “CHECK YOUR FLY.”

20.   Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you’ve done so.

21.   Ask whether you have to come to class.

22.   Start a “wave” in a large lecture hall.

23.   Ask to introduce your “invisible friend” in the empty seat beside you, and ask for one extra copy of each handout.

24.   Watch the professor through binoculars.

25.   Claim that you wrote the class text book.

26.   In the middle of the lecture, ask your professor whether he believes in ghosts.

27.   Laugh heartily at everything the teacher says. Snort when you laugh.

28.   Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes.

29.   Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

30.   Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.

31.   Cry out randomly that everyone is against you.

32.   Tell your teacher you don’t need to do your homework because you’re
skipping school tomorrow.

33.   Randomly laugh hysterically

34.   Raise your hand and wave it around like you know the answer. Then ask
the teacher why they called on you.